The Festive Season

Happy Christmas, lords and ladies!

Today is my Christmas #1 and Tuesday is my Christmas #2. Since I’ll be away from The Internet for Christmas #2, I may as well just wish ye all the merriest of Yuletides now.

One night this week was spent watching Paul McCartney sing festive tunes on Saturday Night Live, Friday was spent wrapping the very last of my gifts, yesterday was spent listening to Christmas songs on a Christmas radio channel, today was spent opening presents with my wonderful boyfriend and Christmas Day will be spent with my family. Good times.

 It’s the most wonderful time of the year. 

Happy holidays, all! Thanks to anyone reading my increasingly intermittent posts.

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One Shot: The Trailer and My Response.

I’m just back from Twilight: Breaking Dawn: Part Two. It was bad, but luckily bad enough to laugh at. And oh, how we laughed. That film, however, was preceded by the trailer above. Just a quick recap on my opinions on the casting of Tom Cruise as Jack Reacher:

I’m against it.

And at this point, I’d just like to take a moment to say: told you so. The trailer seems to have all the necessary elements for a mediocre action flick: a cop, a renegade, a bad guy, an explosion, some threats, intrigue and a female character that needs rescuing. (I’m not overly offended by that because the Reacher novels themselves have many strong female characters who kick almost as much ass as Jack.) What I’m saying is, it could be decent. But Tom Cruise is still not right for the part of Jack Reacher, as far as I can see. Even the physical appearance is all wrong. Short clean-shaven brunette vs. stubbled blond hulking tall-man… Definitely not quite right.

It’s not just the appearance though (even if it is specifically described in the books repeatedly), it’s the delivery of his lines, the look on his face, the smoothness of his voice. The Reacher in this trailer is just a few steps away from the all-American hero where the Reacher from the novels is a slightly angry, keeping-well-away-from-the-system, jagged, rugged, muscle-bound passer-by that just keeps getting drawn into situations that shouldn’t concern him. And bless him, he tries so hard to stay out of trouble but it just keeps finding him. I’ll still go see the film of course, and I’ll do my best to keep an open mind but this is just not right. Here’s hoping I’m wrong, but there has been a backlash against this casting already so I’m certainly not alone in my misgivings.

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All Quiet On The NaNoWriMo Front

A quick update on the NaNoWriMo front, ladies and gents:

I failed. Miserably.

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On the bright side though, I did get a few thousand words down that I might not have otherwise, or that might have taken a lot longer otherwise. There’s a lot of bright sides to the brief stint I did, really: NaNoWriMo got me writing again, got me thinking about my storylines, got me sketching my characters on Post-Its in work, has me re-reading my earlier work and making notes for myself and has me striving to complete a book in my own time.

This is the main thing- my breaking point for NaNoWriMo came when, in a rush to get a whole mass of words down on my computer without letting my internal editor get at them, I ended up writing the same scene twice. Not only that, but the scene was one where I introduced a new character for the first time. Well, let me tell you, if the two versions I wrote of the same character were ever to meet at a metaphysical anthropomorphic Fictional Characters’ Night Out, they would have killed each other. The two of the one of them were so different from each other that I genuinely stalled in my writing for a few days. It took me a while to decide which character was the one I wanted, and which one to save as a Plan B which might never see the light of day. Eventually I figured out which one I wanted to keep and I’ve now developed him a bit better, but the whole dilemma taught me that NaNoWriMo isn’t for me this year. It has all the perks I mentioned above and I’m glad I tried… But it’s not a good idea for me to turn off my internal editor at the early stages of a story. The characters apparently develop split personalities and contradictory physical appearances, and the setting jumps from here to there. I can’t do speed-writing, ladies and gents, and so I could probably write 50,000 words in a month if I really REALLY tried, but the first 25 would be set in space and the second 25 underground in a Victorian coal-mine with no segue whatsoever. The lovable chimney-sweep astronauts would be constantly bickering because arguments bulk up the word-count and they would vary between wearing colourful dresses, tartan dungarees, outlandish hats with petticoats and duffel coats with hiking boots -with no concern for consistency.

So, essentially, I’m hanging up my NaNoWriMo hat for another year because I am just not ready to write on autopilot yet. Still though, the utmost respect to anyone who is still continuing and whose word-count is anywhere in or around the target region. Fair play to all aspiring authors involved. I’ll go back to my story soon enough, since this month has really got me thinking about it. My writing will slow back down to a crawl soon enough but at least it’ll all take place in the one solar system now. Ish.

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Misery: A Story

You know those weeks where nothing goes right and you feel like there’s a dark cloud following you around? I’ve just had a couple of those recently and it briefly felt like that doom and gloom would never go away. Then I realised I was being silly, and then I wrote a poem that I hope reads more silly than sad.

Misery: A Story.

I knew Misery well-

Quite long ago.

We grew apart,

As people grow.

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I saw Misery there recently-

She hasn’t changed a bit.

She still has those red-rimmed eyes,

That biting spiteful wit.

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Misery has been stalking me.

I am bombarded with her presence,

Uninvited and unwanted-

Darkening incandescence.

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Misery is haunting me,

No matter how I try,

It would seem there’s no escaping her-

She won’t accept ‘goodbye.’

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Misery is my new best friend,

We do everything together-

Two of a melancholy kind,

Birds of a very sombre feather.

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Misery and I are wed-

At the ceremony everybody wept.

It was a beautiful service-

Now Misery has me kept.

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Where I Have Been And What I’ve Been Doing

Ladies and gentlemen, apologies for my prolonged absences from my blog recently. It’s not just laziness and writer’s block that’s kept me away this time, it’s a whole variety of other things. Firstly, I’ve finally started watching Doctor Who. That’s right, I’d never seen it before. You can imagine how many hours of my life will now be spent catching up to the rest of the cool nerd world. Secondly, I’ve been writing. Be proud of me for that one, I’ve actually been typing keys and words have been appearing on my open MS Word document that I haven’t hated. I’ve even saved them and am trying this adventurous thing where I tie all of the words together in one big overarcing narrative. I’m calling it a ‘plot.’

Thirdly, I’ve been working. The day job is getting more and more challenging- which is great in the sense that I have a lot to keep me occupied and less wonderful in the sense that I am very tired when I get home in the evening. Word-weaving and Who-watching become difficult as I try heroically to not go to bed at 8pm. Fourthly, I’m just back from a weekend trip to Belfast. Fifthly, I’ve been in and out of the cinema. And sixthly, I’ve been reading the recently released collection of Terry Pratchett short stories- ‘A Blink of the Screen.’

I’m not sure whether my next blog should be about:

  • Doctor Who.
  • My attempts at writing a cohesive plotline.
  • MMA (Mixed Martial Arts; why I was in Belfast) from a female viewer/audience member’s perspective.
  • Any number of films I’ve seen recently (likely Ruby Sparks/Perks of Being A Wallflower/Looper/Madagascar 3; my film tastes are a tiny bit eclectic).
  • The enviable works of Terry Pratchett from the age of thirteen til now.

Erm, now that I think about it, I am terrible at decision making. Would anyone else like to decide for me? Comment below if you have any preference whatsoever!

(People probably don’t want to hear about my job. Let’s leave that one out altogether.)

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Thanks folks, you’re all lovely.

3,000 views, ladies and gentlemen! Thank you all kindly for the views and the follows, you’re all very kind.

In celebration of this not-that-momentous-but-I’m-proud-anyway feat, I’ve decided to try my hand for the third time at National Novel Writing Month. The first two times did not go so well, but third time’s the charm- or so they say. November is going to be a good month for my writing, I have decided!

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Things I’m Slowly Learning About Writing

I’ve been writing something recently. It’s going better than anything else I’ve written, but still- let’s not get our hopes up here. It may or may not reach completion, I may or may not ever get around to those sequels. How and ever, I have noticed a few things that help and hinder my writing process and I thought I should share them with WordPress World. I’m at a very early stage of my writing so feel free to ignore any and all advice I offer. I realise I’m not exactly overqualified in the area but these are the things that work for me:

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First and foremost, I write everything down. Scrawl notes on post-its, list character traits and bullet points in the back of your notebooks and if a good friend happens to give you a snazzy notebook as a present, it can be a great help to have a designated story notebook just to keep all of your ideas for one project in one place. Only recently I was musing on the end of my story (it’s a long way off yet) and I was unsure exactly what the final scenes would entail when I flipped through my story notebook only to find that Past Rose had already written the ending for me at some indeterminate time since forgotten! Even if something occurs to you and you think, “oh, that’s good, I must use that- I’ll definitely remember that,” write it down somewhere. With so many random thoughts and associations floating around out there, it’s highly likely that you’ll lose one or two minor elements of your story unless you keep proper track of them.

Secondly, take a while to figure out what works for you. Some people write better in silence, some with music, some can’t write at a desk, some can only write outside, some will want to be inspired and write by the sea, some will want to handwrite and type up later- there are innumerable ways to write a story so don’t listen to anyone who tells you that their way is the best way or the only way that works.

Thirdly, when it comes to getting ideas for your stories and poems and whatnot, everyone differs there too. It can come from a particular phrase that you dwell on, from an image you invent a back-story for, from a film with a plot-hole you think you can improve. Anywhere and everywhere, depending on your mood and the day of the week. But tip #3 is, do not try to write at someone else’s instruction. “Oh, you should write about this thing I read about last week,” “You know, you should write about me, let me tell you about myself a bit-grab a pen there, you’ll want to take notes,” “Why don’t you write about your life?” Personally, I think writing about my life would bore the pants off anyone reading because while I’m interesting, I’m not that interesting. Maybe you are, but do not hop on somebody else’s idea train unless you are actually excited and interested by their idea.

Fourthly, do not panic and do not edit. This one is tough, but I keep reminding myself that if I start to rewrite scenes, I’ll just get bogged down in wording and wit. Don’t panic if your setting isn’t as clear as you’d like it to be, don’t panic if your dialogue isn’t as engaging as it should be, don’t panic if your characters aren’t as relatable as they should be. This is what second, third and twentieth drafts are for. Concentrate on draft one. Do not edit, do not spend hours staring at single descriptive sentences or deleting and re-typing variants of the same scenario. Finish the thing, all else can wait.

Fifthly, you may find it helpful to write a bio or a list of details for your characters. The last section I wrote needs a drastic rewrite because I accidentally made one of my characters act and speak in a distinctly out-of-character way (note- edits are allowable and sometimes necessary in a scenario where the scene error will change the arc and tone of the book going forward, but try to avoid those because it’s just a pain). I think an author should know their characters back to front. You don’t need to tell the reader irrelevant bits of information or retell childhood scenes that don’t impact the story, but you should know them. Know why they think the way they think, know why they react the way they react. It will help a lot in avoiding silly out-of-character moments.

Sixthly, when you turn on your computer to write and you open up MS Word and the few documents you may or may not have spread your story across (I have a few different versions of some scenes so I like to keep them in separate docs), please do not open Google Chrome or Firefox and think, “I’ll just check my email and my Facebook first.” You will lose hours. By the end of your world-wide-web scavenging for anything funny or new, you might not even feel like writing anymore. I’ve already written about this, but since I’m putting together a list of things to do and avoid right now, the point warrants repeating.

Seventhly, have a good friend or two that can give you some gentle feedback. It’s a bit of a lifesaver.

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As of now, that’s all I’ve got but I’m picking up little tips and learning new things with every page I write. And when I don’t quite feel like writing, writing about writing helps ease the guilt a little bit ;)

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